Another hilarious stuff ! Enjoy!!

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Something hilarious which brings laughter to Everyone!!

Hey people, i want to share something hilarious to everyone!!~~
Here you go~~

Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?


Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.


Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!


Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?


Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.


Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?


Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!


Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?


Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).


Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

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So happy!!

Hmm, today went to pyramid again..-.- LOL..Met up with the Chengs again..haha
but it was hilarious!! Why? Because we went for skating!! haha =D
i went there with my cousin Aidan and it cost us like 29 bucks per person..walao!SUPER BROKE d... sobs sobs =(
So we skated since 12 something till bout 3pm. Gosh my ankle hurts after not skating for like almost 5 months...but i still have my touch and skills..xD and i manage not to fall !! weeeeeeeee!! haha...John Cheng fell like a lot of times..hahah but then when he fell on his head, he went off and didn't one to skate. Joe was awesome because he fell like a thousand times and didn't want to quit...haha Zen Li had fun too.. basically it was fun but the LEGS are killing me.. =( haha

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Sunway Pyramid & Movies!!

Hmmm, Monday Donday..xD hehe

Went out with the Cheng's to Sunway Pyramid..lol..it was fun but freaking tiring bcoz the night before Joe and John Cheng overnight at my place and we slept like 3am..Freaking show!! LOL..
oh ya, we watched Bolt the movie!! in 3D some more...it was so cute!! feel like having that kinda dog..but haha too bad!!! Super BARK!! xD


This Movie is awesome in 3D, oh wells it cost us 17 bucks for it. hahah =D but it's worth!!

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Sunday!!

Usual Sunday , went to church and rest at home..hehe =D

i wanna share video to people who love drumming..
Here it is~~~


This is song is called Never Stop by Planetshakers~~


This is Fat Lip by Sum 41~~


This one is compiled by Cobus Potgieter the drummer himself tribute to 2008~~


*Hope you enjoy it!! later~~

7 Star Hotel !! =D Amazing.

1. Water world ... The Atlantis Hotel in Dubai , one of the world's most anticipated hotels, finally opens its doors on September 24. Situated on 113 acres of the Palm Jumeirah, the hotel boasts over 1539 rooms.


2. Water bed ... The Neptune and Poseidon Suites are exclusive to Atlantis, with both bedroom and bath views directly into the mesmerising underwater world of the Ambassador Lagoon.

3. Sea view ... The Ambassador Lagoon is a window into the wonders of the ocean, and the centre-piece of Atlantis, with over 250 species of fish and sea creatures.

4. Fish surprise ... Keeping with he water theme, the Lost Chamber is a maze of underwater halls and tunnels under the Ambassador Lagoon with over 65,000 fish.

5. See sea food ... Ossiano is home to a three-star Michelin chef, and offers gourmet seafood with views of the exotic marine life of the Ambassador Lagoon.


6. Pleased to meet you ... Dolphin Bay is a four-and-a-half hectare lush tropical setting where you get the chance to meet the colourful characters in their natural habitat.

7. Big dipper ... Aquaventure is a 42-acre waterpark with the Zigguret Centerpiece that touts a 27.5m vertical drop.

8. Shark tank ... After the Ziggurat, you will emerge slowly through the lagoon at Shark Attack.

9. All washed up ... The Rapids is a 2.3km path of tidal river with one metre waves though a lush tropical landscape.

10. Shark proof ... You can also experience the Shark Tank from the dry, and more comfortable, viewing chamber.

11. Bar view ... Sip cocktails in the oceanic space of Barazura and enjoy views overlooking Palm Jumeirah.

12. Grand view ... The Grand Lobby makes a colourful first impression.

13. Bath time ... The spa experience includes two hours of spa treatments, your own private time in a jetted tub and access to both indoor and outdoor relaxation areas.

14. Spa service ... The Royal Spa Suite offers treatments designed to individual needs, and a spa menu delivered by private butler service.

15. Grand designs ... Each of the 1373 spacious guest rooms and 166 suites is designed with subtle oceanic and Arabic influences.

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Weeeeeeeee!! MAS here i come!!

Yeah, finally i've done my agreement with MAS airlines. So next will be my medical check up!! OMG, got to take care of food intake and nid to working out!! hahaha fyi, i've been working out lately hehehe. hmmmm, so far now i have feelings for someone but haha sorry i can't tell. =P
Anyways, medical check up will be on the 17th of December and Christmas is around the corner!! weeeee!!

alrite that's all for now..Merry Christmas everyone!! <3

Oh ya, i wanna say goodbye to my 3 buddies that is leaving today for US. hope u have a wonderful time over there. Good Luck to the To brothers. =D

*later