Another hilarious stuff ! Enjoy!!

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Something hilarious which brings laughter to Everyone!!

Hey people, i want to share something hilarious to everyone!!~~
Here you go~~

Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?


Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.


Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!


Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?


Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.


Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?


Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!


Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?


Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).


Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

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So happy!!

Hmm, today went to pyramid again..-.- LOL..Met up with the Chengs again..haha
but it was hilarious!! Why? Because we went for skating!! haha =D
i went there with my cousin Aidan and it cost us like 29 bucks per person..walao!SUPER BROKE d... sobs sobs =(
So we skated since 12 something till bout 3pm. Gosh my ankle hurts after not skating for like almost 5 months...but i still have my touch and skills..xD and i manage not to fall !! weeeeeeeee!! haha...John Cheng fell like a lot of times..hahah but then when he fell on his head, he went off and didn't one to skate. Joe was awesome because he fell like a thousand times and didn't want to quit...haha Zen Li had fun too.. basically it was fun but the LEGS are killing me.. =( haha

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Sunway Pyramid & Movies!!

Hmmm, Monday Donday..xD hehe

Went out with the Cheng's to Sunway Pyramid..lol..it was fun but freaking tiring bcoz the night before Joe and John Cheng overnight at my place and we slept like 3am..Freaking show!! LOL..
oh ya, we watched Bolt the movie!! in 3D some more...it was so cute!! feel like having that kinda dog..but haha too bad!!! Super BARK!! xD


This Movie is awesome in 3D, oh wells it cost us 17 bucks for it. hahah =D but it's worth!!

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Sunday!!

Usual Sunday , went to church and rest at home..hehe =D

i wanna share video to people who love drumming..
Here it is~~~


This is song is called Never Stop by Planetshakers~~


This is Fat Lip by Sum 41~~


This one is compiled by Cobus Potgieter the drummer himself tribute to 2008~~


*Hope you enjoy it!! later~~

7 Star Hotel !! =D Amazing.

1. Water world ... The Atlantis Hotel in Dubai , one of the world's most anticipated hotels, finally opens its doors on September 24. Situated on 113 acres of the Palm Jumeirah, the hotel boasts over 1539 rooms.


2. Water bed ... The Neptune and Poseidon Suites are exclusive to Atlantis, with both bedroom and bath views directly into the mesmerising underwater world of the Ambassador Lagoon.

3. Sea view ... The Ambassador Lagoon is a window into the wonders of the ocean, and the centre-piece of Atlantis, with over 250 species of fish and sea creatures.

4. Fish surprise ... Keeping with he water theme, the Lost Chamber is a maze of underwater halls and tunnels under the Ambassador Lagoon with over 65,000 fish.

5. See sea food ... Ossiano is home to a three-star Michelin chef, and offers gourmet seafood with views of the exotic marine life of the Ambassador Lagoon.


6. Pleased to meet you ... Dolphin Bay is a four-and-a-half hectare lush tropical setting where you get the chance to meet the colourful characters in their natural habitat.

7. Big dipper ... Aquaventure is a 42-acre waterpark with the Zigguret Centerpiece that touts a 27.5m vertical drop.

8. Shark tank ... After the Ziggurat, you will emerge slowly through the lagoon at Shark Attack.

9. All washed up ... The Rapids is a 2.3km path of tidal river with one metre waves though a lush tropical landscape.

10. Shark proof ... You can also experience the Shark Tank from the dry, and more comfortable, viewing chamber.

11. Bar view ... Sip cocktails in the oceanic space of Barazura and enjoy views overlooking Palm Jumeirah.

12. Grand view ... The Grand Lobby makes a colourful first impression.

13. Bath time ... The spa experience includes two hours of spa treatments, your own private time in a jetted tub and access to both indoor and outdoor relaxation areas.

14. Spa service ... The Royal Spa Suite offers treatments designed to individual needs, and a spa menu delivered by private butler service.

15. Grand designs ... Each of the 1373 spacious guest rooms and 166 suites is designed with subtle oceanic and Arabic influences.

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Weeeeeeeee!! MAS here i come!!

Yeah, finally i've done my agreement with MAS airlines. So next will be my medical check up!! OMG, got to take care of food intake and nid to working out!! hahaha fyi, i've been working out lately hehehe. hmmmm, so far now i have feelings for someone but haha sorry i can't tell. =P
Anyways, medical check up will be on the 17th of December and Christmas is around the corner!! weeeee!!

alrite that's all for now..Merry Christmas everyone!! <3

Oh ya, i wanna say goodbye to my 3 buddies that is leaving today for US. hope u have a wonderful time over there. Good Luck to the To brothers. =D

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Thousands of Apologies

Ohhh my!!!...haven't been updating my blog for moons.... hahaha...sorry peeps..kinda lazy nowadays...but i promise to update it soon... =) teeehee..

today's training is so freaking awesome...but...awesomely TIRED!!!! -.-

*nitez

A Giraffe, an Elephant, and a Refrigerator

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Laugh Till u Drop!!!

My goodness...i went to watch a movie yesterday with my sis and Rachel...Money No Enough 2!!! dam funny!!! i recon that everyone must watch this movie...Cheers to Jack Neo on this movie... =) really made me laugh and cry...hahaha...

Boredem Kills!!

Anyone care to entertain me!!! =( feel so bored staying at home all day...will be staying at home the next couple of weeks... but at least can get a peace of mind for myself.. =P

Busy Busy Busy..

Sorry , cant really update this few days..been rather busy with friends and lots of stuff..bcoz mom is leaving for Philippines this Sunday for bout 20 long days!! And i have to do this and tht...LOL...hahaha and spend time with my mummy... anyway tht's all for now... wanna go bump into the bed...finally can sleep!!!! haha =)

*nitez ppl...

Drunken Night

LOL...yesterday i went out with my Dad and Uncle to have a massage in Subang =) hahaha..i had foot reflexology... then after tht went to some Pub to drink...my goodness, there were some showgirls there and our waitress came to our table and keep challenging us to drink...so u know la..hahah...HIGH!!! we got back bout 2am but i only sleep at 3am!!! my head was spinning for goodness sake...so dizzy lol.. =)

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Timing getting WORST!!!

My goodness , yesterday's main set we did 5 sets of 100m sprint and it must be 4 secs off our PB. Guess what i did?? my PB is like 56.67 secs so i suppose to do bout 1:00 or 1:01 . my first 100m was 1:01.92 , not bad la...hahaha but second one 1:04.22 then the third one 1:05.72 then fourth one is 1:09.60 then the last one i did 1:11:02.....OMG!!!!! my timing is getting worst...i suppose to maintain at least around 1:04....WTH...!!! sigh...old already...it's a sign tht i should stop swimming...hahaha... but i wanna enjoy training b4 i totally stop... =) anyway tht's all
ARGH!! my legs are aching!!!

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Cool Pictures =)

I came across this email in my inbox and it was nice.. =) just wanna share a couple of cool photos i came across....

This Photo looks like the person is holding the Sun... nice!!

Perfect Shot , The lightning struck and the cam had a perfect timing..

This is actually taken aboard a ship where by the Hurricane is just further down..the view is nice but scary!! >.<

This is my personal favourite , the clouds forming like a shade over Mount Fuji in Japan =)

Feel The Tiredness

Training is so tiring... =( lol... yesterday we swam at the diving pool..the program was easy but it's tiring too...

I'm back!!!

Hey ppl, i'm back =) i went to Penang yesterday with my Dad and visited some old pals back in Penang. It's been a while since i went back there..Penang has loads of changes and my friends too. All of them looked different. Oh ya, and i went to Evergreen Hotel to see Gena for her interview , unfortunately she got kicked out of the first round..Gosh this is MADNESS!!! but Gena i hope u had a wonderful trip to Penang and a great experience of the interview..Good Luck for your next interview aight.. =) anyway i didn't do much things in Penang besides visiting my old pals.. tht's all =)

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Medical check up

Finally i had my medical check up..it was good...and there was no problem...hehehe...just a short post for today...very tired.. =)

Sakae Sushi!!

It's been a while since i had japanese food. =) so i decided to my Dad why not have dinner in The Curve's Sakae Sushi. So here are some of the photos i took =)

~Sakae Sushi in The Curve~

~The Sushi Belt~

~I like the ordering system~

~Green Tea very healthy indeend~ =P

~My Unagi Kabayaki~ Very filling xD

~This was how much sushi i ate, i used to eat more~ LOL..

That's all for today. =)

Monday Madness..!!

It's Monday!!! and my sis is going for MSSM swimming in Seremban, NS.... =) and i decided u renew my passport...and guess what..i went the wrong timing...the immigration was packed...argh!!! i went there at 8 something after dropping my sis at PADE...at finish renewing my passport at 12 noon... OMG!!! this is crazy...unfortunately i'll be going to collect it tmr first thing in the morning...=)

Amazing PHELPS!!!!!

Micheal Phelps wearing his eighth Gold after 4 x 100m Medley relay

What a swimmer!!!!!!! he got his eighth and final GOLD!!! and breaking Mark Spitz's record of seven Golds....he's fantastic !!!! Good Job !!!!

SIA here i come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUESS WHAT PPL !!! i got in to SIA ...yeah!! so glad...my GOD!!! this was my first job interview and i got it...i got up 7am today..and went to the washroom to prepare for today's interview...so then , when i reached Park Royal Hotel about 8:30am this morning..i thought i was one of the earliest candidate to be there...but NO!!!! i heard the hall was already packed since 8.00 am although the registration started at 9am.. =) after that i've waited for the registration till 10:05am ...and the crowd was getting bigger and bigger.....i was so nervous after the registration because the interview was up next...Basically the interview had few rounds...Round 1 was the group interview...and then the grooming session, this is where they see how u dress and how u walk... =) then after that, we had Round 2 interview 1 on 1 with the interviewer.. =) after that, we had the Final round of interview...gosh!!! it's gonna take the whole day which i didn't expect it to be like that...through out the interview i met new friends and they are WONDERFUL!!! without them i would not have made it...especially RUDI CHEU!!! hahaha... he's a great guy...and not to forget Michelle Loy , Kent Chong , Henry Goh , Shaun Lee and Gena Lee !!!! All of you are great... =) and guess what , the ppl that i get to know today made it through with me...GOD BLESS US ALL!!!! =) Unfortunately Gena didn't make it..hope to see u all soon...hahahahah...

This are the bunch load of crazy , wonderful and great friends ( L to R ) Henry , Shaun , Myself , Rudi , Kent and Michelle.

Once again ,

Congratulations to all of us who is entitled to be an Air Steward and Air Stewardess , WELL DONE EVERYONE!!! hope to seeing all of u all in Singapore soon !!!!
CONGRAAAAATUALIATIONS!!! =)

oh ya, not to forget..Gena Good luck for the interview in Penang...!!! Must tell us the GOOD NEWS k.. =)

Buddies Reunited

Hello all.. =)

so yea i met up with Yuan Kai at 1U just now for dinner...haha..it's been a while since i saw him a couple of years back...bcoz he's studying in US...and he have much bigger..LOL.. =P anyway, we had dinner in Vietnamese Kitchen..argh , i dun have pictures of it...haha...so yea, i had Pork Chop lemon grass rice while he had Chicken chop lemon grass rice... lol...we chit chatted bout our stuff but mostly bout swimming lol...miss those old swimming days training with him...hehehe...so then after the meal, we went to look around for slippers..i was like huh?? look for slippers..LOL..first we went to timberland then he said it was expensive...then we went to Nike..my god the slippers cost a bomb if he decided to buy it...it's like RM 200++ for a pair...after looking for all his stuff...then he decided to go back to 1U tmr...lol...then we walk to the car park..and pay the ticket.. when we reached the car...Yuan Kai tried to start the car...but the engine died LOL...-.- so he called up AAM and ask the mechanic to come...the operator said he will be here about 45 mins...so we went to A&w and grab some drinks ... =) just 5 mins!! and the mechanic said he's there already...we were both like WTH!! so fast??? hahaha...so we rushed back to the car and yes we saw the mechanic there... so then , he checked the car and he said it was the fuel pump problem...so he started knocking on the fuel injection cap so that the fuel will be pump in...soon after , the car manage to start!! Thank God it started !!! if not i have to dirve Yuan Kai back home lol....hahah...anyway i wanna wish him good luck and hope to see him during Christmas =)

alrite thats all for today...

*nitez =)

Amazing swimmers!!

What a race i could say... =) haha...i saw the 100m freestyle and 200m breaststroke finals... amazing...Guess what ...here are the winners ..


Bernard celebrates his victory for 100m freestyle



Kitajima Kosuke celebrates for his Gold in 200m breaststroke



Oh well, he 100m freestyle Eamon Sullivan got silver...but i was hoping or him to win.. =) the bronze was taken by Jason Lezak of the USA...


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Tiredness..

Morning!!! =)

Argh!! yesterday's training was TIRING!! we had lactic again...and we had some practice on push-offs and underwater kicks...but overall training was a bit tiring la...my legs are killing me =(

So yea, the Olympics...Eamon Sullivan of Australia broke the world mark with a time of 47.24 secs but amazingly Alain Bernard of France broke it again during the heats with a time of 47.05 secs...darn fast man..=) 100m freestyle finals will be interesting to watch...for once "Michael Phelps" name won't be featuring in it... hahaha...Guess what, Eamon is the smallest sprinter among all of the sprinters but he's definitely the fastest...



Eamon Sullivan



Alain Bernard

One of the 2 world sprinters...
Anyway, gtg prepare to go out...hehehe..


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Happy B'day Jun Xiong!!

It was Jun Xiong's b'day on Monday...but we celebrated it yesterday in PADE... =) well yesterday's training was nice...we practiced some starts and Mark swam with us...he was showing off how to do the starts...lol... =P so then after that we had some RELAY!!...the relay was funny...the first relay we did was putting 2 Pull Buoys between our legs which makes us really float...then Mark ask us the get a pair of slippers for each team...1 side of paddle and 1 fins ...then we have to swim with those stuff...LOL...my team came in last...-.- after all those relay, we had to push Jun Xiong into the pool...he was tough where by we nid about 10 ppl to push him down and he was holding onto the poll...-.- hahaha...oh well, in the end we manage to get him into the pool...thx to me i pull him in....haha... =) then we sang him a song too...a b'day song indeed... anyway, yesterday was an awesome day... =)

Once again ,

HAPPY 21st BIIRTHDAY Jun Xiong !!!

*later =)

Amazing!!

I've been stuck to the TV lately because of the Oliympic Games... =) World Records are tumbling down like mad...i saw Daniel Bego swam and Cai lin...not bad though...Dan improved his national record with a timing of 1:50:94....Good job!!! =) but Cai Lin's bid to erase Nurul Huda's record in the 400m freestyle came short when she did a 4:23 far outside the record of 4:18...and Park Tae Hwan!!! he got Gold for 400m freestyle...Good Job to all!!!! anyway gtg now... =) wanna go check out swimming results... hahahah

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Awesomness!!

Wow...the Olympic Games has started and the Opening Ceremony was the best ever ceremony tht i've seen among the other Games...all of you should have watched it i guess..if u've missed it, you better go look at the replay on Astro channel... =) so well...i skipped training just to watch the Opening Ceremony of the Games....hehehe. =) oh ya , not to forget...i wanna wish Happy Birthday to my close friend Rong Qin!!! Finally turning 19 huh... hahahah...hope you have a great celebration last night with your family...so i think that's all for now.... =)

p/s: here's the link to the website if u wanna see the opening ceremony photos ~>http://en.beijing2008.cn/ceremonies/photos/openingceremony/

Once again,

Happy 19th Birthday to Rong Qin!!! =)
have a wonderful year ahead...

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Lactic!!!

Morning all... =) i'm in subang now...but i feel so tired...yesterday's training was not bad...but freaking tiring...Mark gave us LACTIC training !!!! but not bad ...after all the lactic in the beginning, i still manage to do 1:05 for my 100m freestyle...haha.. =) anyway i wanna go check out some stuff first...

*later

Getting more tiring

Day by day...the training is getting more tiring...ugh my gosh...whole body aching like mad...yesterday's training was ok...but my whole body aches....we did some pull set..which was like 2500m with fins and paddles...-.- on 1:15 every 100m...after training everyone get up of the pool complaining of their hands aching...oh ya , by the way i just got up and wanted to go out...but i'm too tired to move and decided to stay home...anyway tht's all for now... =)

*later

Hectic!!

Yesterday's training was another killer...-.-
we swam at the diving pool...as usual the pool is so wavy and i hate it...but when it comes to main set...judgment day arrived.. LOL... according to Mark it was fun...yea right "FUN" u mean...hahaha...we have to come out and do lunges , calf raise, squat and star jumps....my goodness...and we have to complete it with the time given for each set ...training finished at 9.45pm tops...but still it was 1 of the hell hectic session...tonight Mark said we're gonna get fried...i guess yesterday was the oil pouring session... =P

*later..

Movie Madness..

So yea...i just got back frm 1Utama....
the cinema was so packed!!!! and since everyone's saying that Dark Knight was a good movie..so i went to watch...it was nice but the ending is a bit weird... =) yea, u guys should watch it...

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We got FRIED !!!

Yesterday's training was a Killer!!!! and the air is so HAZY!!! -.- so as usual we did a bit of flexibility training and abs...and then the Killer comes.... LOL.... but too bad the training was TOP secret... lol.. =P....

Torn between both ways.

*Sigh* i've decided to differ my course to next year because i wasn't prepared to go back and study again lol...and 1 thing came into my mind is whether should i go for Air Steward course or continue my mass comm...such a frustrated decision..anyway lets not talk bout it ....so yea, last night's traning was easy...!!! =) but i got a back muscle injury....-.- as usual we did abs..but i can't even lift my back properly..it's like so stiff and pain...hahaha...old man d... LOL.. so after tht, we had our swim...let's head over to the program...

Warm up ~> 500m freestyle ( 100m swim, 100m drill )
300m butterfly ( 50m left hand , 50m right hand , 50m swim )

Sprint set ~> 4 x 25m ( 2 x freestyle , 2 x butterfly )

Main Set ~> 500m freestyle
100m butterfly (with fins)
400m I.M
100m butterfly (with fins)
300m freestyle
100m butterfly (with fins)
200m I.M
100m butterfly (with fins)

p/s : freestyle every 100m 1:35:00 time base, I.M every 100m is 1:45:00 base.

Kick set ~> 4 x 150m fly kick (50m fly kick ,50m DOB , 50m hand by the side )

Warm down ~> 200m

Yea, so thts bout it...wanna go rest now... =)

*later..

College starting tomorrow!!

Yeah!! finally college starting tmr...at least i got something to do...*sigh* boring holidays...didn't do anything much also... =) but yea, at least got something to do now...

So today, hmmm...today's training was not bad...had running as usual...but today's running make me can't swim at all...it's like putting 10kg weights onto my hands and legs...LOL..oh ya, when we're about to change to go down to the pool...Daniel To STRIPED!!!! ahahahahaha...he forgotten to wear his swim trunks..LOL..i should have taken his photo in his White Undies... ROFL....we were all laughing away...even the girls saw it...such an embarrassment.. so yea, to the program...

Running : 6 rounds ( 1 rnd slow , 1 rnd fast )

Swimming : 800m swim
800m kick
800m pull

Today's swimming was easy, but i bet the next few days will be hard...
anyway gtg sleep now... =) class at 10 tmr..

*nitez

Finally..

Finally!!! the 2 days competition has come to and end...argh!! my leg hurts...standing up and down the chair...and it was freaking humid there...LOL....but at least the competition ended early ....and i got to see my friends too... =) so yea, nothing interesting but i've disqualified quite a number of swimmers.... hahaha... *evil grins* anyway i wanna go rest first...that's all for today... i'll post more if i'm goin anywhere tonight...

*later..

Sports Excel!!!

Yeah tomorrow is Sport Excel..gonna earn pocket $$ frm there..hahaha..anyway i'll be busy the next 2 days...ugh!! gonna be tiring too... =) i'll see u guys on Monday aight..!!

*nitez!!

Sony Ericsson's Traffic Jam Street Party!!

Hell yeah!!...Chris Daughtry will in Malaysia for the first time !!! To those hardcore fans out there, here are some details bout the concert...

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia - Sony Ericsson Traffic Jam

DATE: Jul 26 2008

LOCATION: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

VENUE: Sony Ericsson Traffic Jam

Hope to see u all there..but i can't =( got swimming competition on...Have fun!!

Funny Stuff.

Today's my off day for training...so i went to subang and meet up some friends....then we decided to go to FTZ Asia. =) played some DotA and CS...then i went on YouTube and watch some videos...i came across some funny ones by Russell Peters...dam he's funny...LOL...here are some videos that i wanna share with ya..

enjoy it!!! =P

Frustrated *sigh*

Argh!!! darn internet speed so slow...feel like whacking the modem lol.. =P So frustrated today...even in training...today we swam in the diving pool bcoz the 50m pool was closed due to overdose of chlorine in it...hahaha.. so called overdose...the color of the water was so powdery...so we swam in the other pool..training was a bit tiring too...so yea, as usual we did workout on abs, but i hate it when we have to repeat the set bcoz some ppl could not do it properly and they talk non-stop.. -.-'' after tht the younger swimmers had briefing on sport excel swimming competition which will be held on the 26th and 27th of July which is this Saturday and Sunday...but i'll be working as an official on tht day...haha to earn some pocket $$...xD So then we change and jumped in the pool..Ok, lets head over to the program.. =)

Warm up ~> 1200m (200m freestyle , 100m I.M) the pool was so wavy that i drank loads of water.. LOL

Main Set ~> 4 x 25m freestyle
250m freestyle (150m swim , 100m pull)
4 x 25m freestyle kick
250m (100m swim , 50m DOB , 100m pull)
4 x 25m underwater kick without breathing
(damn i hate this underwater set..panting like mad)

Warm down ~> 250m social kick...yea, this warm down set was nice..at least get to talk..haha..

So yea, that's about it..nth interesting so far...haha..
Okie dokie...time to hog the bed...so darn tired..

*nitez.. =)

Random thoughts..

hmm i was just thinking bout how to change my freaking template by using the so called "classic" template...haha..but yea, i've ask Claudine to help me out and it worked, thanks Claudine !!=)..but i still have to slowy learn how to change the title and other stuff to my own desire..i'll work on it though...So yea, coming to training...training was ok ok la..did running as usual, but it drizzled a little and jian beng asked us to run in the pool instead of continue running outside...*sigh* Outside was much cooler compared inside..so then we did some relay on running..after that we change and jumped into the pool...ok let's head over to the program..

Warm up ~> 400m choice of strokes

Short Sprints ~> 8 x 15m 2 each I.M strokes

Main Set ~> 2 x 200m freestyle on 3:10:00 (pssst!!, it's freaking easy.. LMAO)
1 x 50m freestyle...ugh!! , i did 28.16..blah!! bad timing..
4 x 100m I.M by 25m on 1:40:00
1 x 50m stroke....Damn i had my both legs CRAMP up!!! frozen legs...-.-''

Warm down ~> 450m (100m drill , 50m swim)

So basically training was easy..nothing to be tired of...haha..OK, time to go dig out some food..so HUNGRY!! =P

*nitez.. OMG!! it's 11pm...

Training was so easy...

Yeah! yesterday's training was so easy...we did relay most of the time...BUT!! it was a bit annoying bcoz there was caterpillar again...-.- and this time i have to drag 10 swimmers with me...OMG!! the numbers are increasing... =( So yea, then 1 of our relay was to swim as slow as u can and the SLOWEST wins...haha...tht relay was so funny tht everyone tried to swim very very slow...everyone was cheering and this is the first time i hear tht everyone asking their team mates to swim slower...wat a unique cheer though...but in the end our coach ask us to sprint...i can't remember who came in first...but everyone was happy...
alrite time to go out... xD

*later

Nintendo Wii...

Alrite...lets move on to Nintendo Wii since i've posted Ps3 and Xbox 360...haha

The Wii is Nintendo's smallest home console to date; it measures 44 mm (1.73 in) wide, 157 mm (6.18 in) tall and 215.4 mm (8.48 in) deep in its vertical orientation, the near-equivalent of three DVD cases stacked together. The included stand measures 55.4 mm (2.18 in) wide, 44 mm (1.73 in) tall and 225.6 mm (8.88 in) deep. The system weighs 1.2 kg (2.7 lb), which makes it the lightest of the three major seventh generation consoles. The console can be placed either horizontally or vertically. The prefix for the numbering scheme of the system and its parts and accessories is "RVL-" after its project code name of "Revolution". The console also features a recurring theme or design: the console itself, SD cards, the power supply and all the sockets have one of their corners chipped off in a triangular fashion.

The front of the console features an illuminated slot-loading optical media drive that accepts both 12 cm Wii Optical Discs and Nintendo GameCube Game Discs. The blue light in the disc slot illuminates briefly when the console is turned on and pulsates when new data is received through WiiConnect24. After firmware update 3.0, the disc slot light activates whenever a Wii disc is inserted or ejected. When there is no WiiConnect24 information, the light stays off. The disc slot light remains off during gameplay or when using other features. Two USB ports are located at its rear. An SD card slot hides behind the cover on the front of the console. The SD card can be used for uploading photos as well as backing up saved game data and downloaded Virtual Console games. To use the SD slot for transferring game saves, an update must be installed. An installation can be initiated from the Wii options menu through an Internet connection, or by inserting a game disc containing the updated firmware. Virtual Console data cannot be restored to any system except the unit of origin. An SD card can also be used to create customized in-game music from stored MP3 files, as first shown in Excite Truck, as well as music for the slideshow feature of the Photo Channel. Version 1.1 of the Photo Channel removed MP3 playback in favor of AAC support.

Nintendo has shown the console and the Wii Remote in white, black, silver, lime green, and red,but it is currently available only in white. Shigeru Miyamoto stated that other colors would become available after the easing of supply limitations.

The Wii launch package includes the console, a stand to allow the console to be placed vertically, a circular clear stabilizer for the main stand, one Wii Remote, one Nunchuk attachment, one Sensor Bar, a removable stand for the bar, one external main power adapter, two AA batteries, one composite AV cable with RCA connectors, a SCART adapter in European countries (component video and other types of cables are available separately), operation documentation, and, in all regions except Japan and South Korea, a copy of the game Wii Sports.

The Wii can be hacked to enable an owner to use the console for activities other than those intended by Nintendo.Several brands of modchips are available for the Wii.

Nintendo plans to release a version of the console with DVD-Video playback capabilities. This new model will use the CinePlayer CE DVD Navigator software engine by Sonic Solutions. Although software will be used to enable DVD-Video functionality, Nintendo has stated that it "requires more than a firmware upgrade" to implement and that the functionality would be unavailable as an upgrade option for the existing Wii model. After announcing the DVD version for 2007, Nintendo delayed its release to focus on producing the original console to meet demand.

The Wii (top) compared in size to the GCN, N64, North American SNES and NES

The Wii Remote is the primary controller for the console. It uses a combination of built-in accelerometers and infrared detection to sense its position in 3D space when pointed at the LEDs within the Sensor Bar. This design allows users to control the game using physical gestures as well as traditional button presses. The controller connects to the console using Bluetooth and features rumble as well as an internal speaker. The Wii Remote can connect to other devices through a proprietary port at the base of the controller. The device bundled with the Wii retail package is the Nunchuk unit, which features an accelerometer and a traditional analog stick with two trigger buttons. In addition, an attachable wrist strap can be used to prevent the player from unintentionally dropping or throwing the Wii Remote. In response to incidents of strap failure, Nintendo is offering a free, stronger replacement for all straps. Nintendo has also since offered the Wii Remote Jacket to provide extra grip and protection.

Processors:

• CPU: PowerPC-based "Broadway" processor, made with a 90 nm SOI CMOS process, reportedly^† clocked at 729 MHz.
• GPU: ATI "Hollywood" GPU made with a 90 nm CMOS process, reportedly^† clocked at 243 MHz^[73]

Memory:

• 88 MB main memory (24 MB "internal" 1T-SRAM integrated into graphics package, 64 MB "external" GDDR3 SDRAM).
• 3 MB embedded GPU texture memory and framebuffer.

Ports and peripheral capabilities:

• Up to four Wii Remote controllers (connected wirelessly via Bluetooth)
• Nintendo GameCube controller ports (4)
• Nintendo GameCube Memory Card slots (2)
• SD memory card slot
• USB 2.0 ports (2)
• Sensor Bar power port
• Accessory port on bottom of Wii Remote
• Optional USB keyboard input in message board, Wii Shop Channel, and the Internet Channel (as of 3.0 and 3.1 firmware update)
• Mitsumi DWM-W004 WiFi 802.11b/g wireless module
• Compatible with optional USB 2.0 to Ethernet LAN adaptor
• MultiAV output port for component, composite and S-Video

  Storage:

• 512 MB built-in NAND flash memory
• Expanded storage via SD card memory (up to 2 GB)
• Nintendo GameCube Memory Card (required for GameCube game saves
• Slot-loading disc drive compatible with 8 cm Nintendo GameCube Game Disc and 12 cm Wii Optical Disc
• Mask ROM by Macronix

Video:

• 480p (PAL/NTSC), 480i (NTSC) or 576i (PAL/SECAM), standard 4:3 and 16:9 anamorphic widescreen
• MultiAV multi-output port for component, composite, S-video, RGB SCART^[81] and VGA

Audio:

• Main: Stereo – Dolby Pro Logic II-capable
• Controller: Built-in speaker

Power consumption:

• 18 watts when switched on
• 1.3 watts in standby

Features:

Wii Menu

The Wii Menu operating system interface is designed around the concept of television channels. Separate channels are graphically displayed in a grid and are navigated using the pointer capability of the Wii Remote. It is possible to change the arrangement of the channels by holding down the A and B buttons. There are six primary channels: the Disc Channel, Mii Channel, Photo Channel, Wii Shop Channel, Forecast Channel, and News Channel. The latter two were initially unavailable at launch, but activated through firmware updates. Additional channels are available for download from the Wii Shop Channel through WiiWare and also appear with each Virtual Console title. These include the Everybody Votes Channel, Internet Channel, Check Mii Out Channel, and the Nintendo Channel.

Nintendo DS connectivity

The Wii system supports wireless connectivity with the Nintendo DS without any additional accessories. This connectivity allows the player to use the Nintendo DS microphone and touchscreen as inputs for Wii games. The first example Nintendo has given of a game using Nintendo DS-Wii connectivity is that of Pokémon Battle Revolution. Players with either the Pokémon Diamond or Pearl Nintendo DS games are able to play battles using their Nintendo DS as a controller.Nintendo later released the Nintendo Channel, which allows Wii owners to download game demos or additional data to their Nintendo DS in a process similar to that of a DS Download Station.The console is also able to expand Nintendo DS games.

Reception

The system was well received after its exhibition at E3 2006. At the event, Nintendo's console won the Game Critics Awards for Best of Show and Best Hardware.In the December 2006 issue of Popular Science the console was awarded with the Grand Award Winner in Home Entertainment.Spike TV's Video Games Award also granted the console the award in breakthrough technology.GameSpot chose the console as the Best Hardware on their Best and Worst 2006 awards show.The system was also chosen as one of PC World magazine's 20 Most Innovative Products of the Year. The console received a Golden Joystick for Innovation of the Year 2007 at the Golden Joystick Awards.In the category of Engineering & Technology for Creation and Implementation of Video Games and Platforms, Nintendo was awarded an Emmy for Game Controller Innovation by The National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences.

The worldwide success of the Wii has caught third party developers by surprise, leading to some apologizing for the quality of their early games. In an interview with German news magazine Der Spiegel, Ubisoft's Yves Guillemot and Alain Corre admitted that they had made a mistake in rushing out their launch titles, promising to take future projects more seriously. Take-Two Interactive, who released few games for the Nintendo GameCube, has changed its stance on Nintendo, putting a higher priority in developing for the Wii with Manhunt 2 being one of their first releases on the system.

At the same time, criticism of the Wii Remote and the Wii hardware specifications has surfaced. Former GameSpot editor Jeff Gerstmann stated that the controller's speaker produces low-quality sound, while Factor 5 President Julian Eggebrecht criticized the hardware audio as being substandard for a console of its generation. U.K.-based developer Free Radical Design stated that the Wii hardware lacks the power necessary to run the software it had scheduled for release on other seventh generation consoles. The online connectivity of the Wii was subject to criticism, as Matt Casamassina of IGN compared it to the "entirely unintuitive" service provided for the Nintendo DS.

An executive for Frontline Studios expressed that major publishers are wary of releasing exclusive titles for the console due to the perception that third-party companies are not strongly supported by consumers. In his blog, 1UP.com editor Jeremy Parish stated that Nintendo was the biggest disappointment for him in 2007. Commenting on the lack of quality third-party support, he stated that "the Wii landscape is bleak. Worse than it was on N64. Worse than on GameCube...the resulting third-party content is overwhelmingly bargain-bin trash."

Game designer and The Sims creator Will Wright shared his thoughts on the Wii within the context of the current console generation: "The only next gen system I've seen is the Wii – the PS3 and the Xbox 360 feel like better versions of the last, but pretty much the same game with incremental improvement. But the Wii feels like a major jump – not that the graphics are more powerful, but that it hits a completely different demographic."

Using the Wii is often seen as being more physically demanding than other game consoles. Some Wii players have occasionally experienced a form of tennis elbow referred to as "Wiiitis". A study published in the British Medical Journal states that Wii players use more energy than playing sedentary computer games. It is however indicated that while this energy increase may be beneficial to weight management, it is not an adequate replacement for regular exercise.

Hmm...i think tht's all bout the game console...i'll talk bout the games later on..
enjoy viewing it... =)

*later